Ready to leave a message behind? The Edge C*NT Silicone Paddle says it loud.

This spanker is here to make a statement, and it does not whisper! One side is imprinted with the word CUNT, delivering a sharp, satisfying sting that leaves its mark front and center. It’s bold, a little bratty, and very proud of it.

Up top, the flexible silicone head moves easily with every swing, blending sting and thud in a way that feels balanced and deliberate. Flip it over and the smooth side delivers a broader, less intense hit, perfect for switching things up or easing back in before the next impression lands.

The handle is reinforced with metal for extra weight and control, and yes, it’s insertable, because versatility is part of the power move!

Made from smooth, body-safe silicone with a metal-reinforced core, the Paddle wipes clean with a damp cloth and your favorite toy cleaner.

*The C*NT Paddle is 12.75"/32.4cm long and 2.1"/5.3cm wide. The handle/penetrator is about 6"/15.24cm and 1.35"/3.4cm wide. It weighs just under 1lb/.45kg